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Having Fun On Stage
Pondering why, despite the fact that bands and musicians have to do it every single night, many suck at stage banter—particularly, but not limited to, Elvis.
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“I have to say, you know what, it’s a little disappointing that today that we’re playing in the daylight, because you can’t see our laser show. We have a huge green and red argon laser show—it’s happening right now, but you can’t see it!”
— Ed Robertson, the lead singer of the Barenaked Ladies, at a 1998 show in Mountain View, California, around the time that “One Week” was topping the charts. (The link to the Paste article that I culled this quote from is lost to time, but it wasn’t for lack of trying. I can confirm they did play a pair of shows at the Bridge School benefit in Mountain View in 1998, presumably in a daytime slot. The shows are on Wolfgang’s Archive, which I did you all a favor and scanned through on the off chance I could find this excellent banter. However, the part where he presumably said it was probably cut from the set list.) BNL, a band known for its epic stage banter—which it often improvises into full songs—once made fun of Hoobastank on stage, only to get a bouquet of flowers at its next show with a note, supposedly from Hoobastank. It stated the following: “Heard you was talking smack / We are waiting till you say / You are sorry / You’ve got one week.” The veiled threat was actually sent by electronic musician Dan Deacon, who recently did it again.
The challenge of creating good stage banter
During the summer of 2013, the lead singer of a band well-known for evoking the sounds of Bruce Springsteen found himself stuck in a banter-driven corner after a failed attempt at revving up the crowd.
The Gaslight Anthem’s Brian Fallon, whose band was playing a multi-night stand at New York City’s Pier 26, tried a number of efforts to get the crowd into a singalong, but failed to get them going. About a minute and a half in, after a failed Lady Gaga singalong, he said “Want to do something different?”—and hecklers in the crowd, being at a show for a band known for its Bruce Springsteen-style music, started saying “Bruuuuuuuce!”
To put it simply, the moment got away from Fallon, who did not take the situation very well. He later posted about it later on his Tumblr page, writing that he’s happy that the music he’s created has built a fan base, but adding:
However, I feel it necessary to address that we are The Gaslight Anthem. We play Gaslight Anthem songs. We’re not the band you think we may be akin to. My name isn’t Bruce, It’s not Eddie, or Joe, or Paul either. If you’d like to hear their songs they are readily available and the former two tour quite often. You should go see them, they put on great shows. They play long sets over two hours sometimes. It’s truly amazing to watch them at their craft. But again, we’re not them.
At NPR, writer and radio host Mike Pesca (currently indie after an awkward exit at Slate) got wind of the controversy and had a different take on it: Fallon sucks at stage banter, at least in this particular instance. Which is fine! It’s a tough thing to do well. Pesca saw an opportunity, however, for some unsolicited advice.
“As the one in charge he needs to lead, and not be surprised when an audience, confused about the direction being taken, veers off on its own,” Pesca wrote. “I can think of another performer who interacts with the audience masterfully—in fact it’s a highlight of one of his shows—but I of course dare not speak his name.”
Blogging, of course, is a game of unsolicited advice and opinion. But improvising is not an easy art to learn—even folks with quick wit can’t always pull it off.
And plus, there’s the risk that you’ll say or do something that will get you in trouble, a problem that is starting to pick up in a big way of late. Back in 2023, the lead singers of two popular British bands faced huge headaches over their onstage actions at international venues. Placebo frontman Brian Molko criticized Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni in Italian, calling her a fascist and a few other not-nice things; he faced defamation charges and a lawsuit from Meloni.
But he got off easy compared to the indie rock band The 1975. That band’s Matty Healy decided to test the limits of Malaysian censorship by kissing his bandmate on stage, despite homosexuality being illegal in the country. That led to the cancellation of the entire festival where they were playing, along with a giant lawsuit from the festival organizers.
In that light, it sure makes Fallon’s moment of Springsteen-inspired frustration seem like small potatoes. But when you’re on a stage, you’re nonetheless walking a tightrope. Any musician, no matter how seasoned they are at being on stage, can have a moment of struggle. We should allow our musicians that.
Certainly, Fallon’s failure that night is well in the past at this point. It would be basically forgotten about if not for the fact that I’m writing this piece about the difficulty of stage banter.
But you know a horrible cycle of stage banter that a lot of people still remember? It exists courtesy of Elvis Presley—or, to be more specific, his manager.
“31 minutes of spliced chit-chat from his 4-year, 77-concert jaunt does get repetitive and wearing.”
— New York Times columnist Shaun Considine, in a 1973 column discussing Having Fun with Elvis on Stage, now widely considered one of the worst albums of all time. Ironically, Considine’s comment appeared in a Times piece about artists having autonomy to release whatever they want—which is something that can definitely not be said about Having Fun with Elvis on Stage.
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Let’s have some fun with Elvis on stage!
The contractual quirk that brought Elvis’ worst record to life
A few things are very well known about Elvis Presley’s later career: He met with Richard Nixon in the Oval Office. He liked peanut butter, banana, and bacon sandwiches. And his concert appearances declined in quality as a result of his fading health.
Oh, and there’s the matter of Colonel Tom Parker, his longtime manager (who, fun fact, is a Dutch national and was an undocumented immigrant with an apparently shady past). Parker was always looking to squeeze an extra buck out of his client, but was tied down to some degree by Elvis’ existing record deal with his longtime label, RCA.
Parker wanted to sell an Elvis album at the artist’s shows, but wanted to do so without having to give anyone else a cut. Unfortunately, he couldn’t release any music by Presley without getting RCA involved—but thought that he might be able to get around the issue if he released an album that didn’t feature Presley performing any music.
Now, this would be great if Presley was as gifted at stage banter as Ed Robertson of Barenaked Ladies (or Robertson’s former cohort, Steven Page), but at this point in his career, he was dropping some seriously strange commentary. He had introduced karate moves to his act. Sometimes, he had trouble keeping to a single line of thought; and he at one point compared himself to Fat Albert in commentary that could best be described as awkward and opened itself up to far worse descriptions.
But in the right eyes, of course, this banter might have been seen as charming—especially to the type of person who found themselves at an Elvis Presley show in the mid-1970s. And Presley had a lot of “right eyes” looking at him.
Unfortunately, even the resulting album, Having Fun with Elvis on Stage, was a bust for the fans that might have enjoyed the King’s oddball rants. The reason comes down to the editing, as the record brings together Elvis’ already-weird stage banter in a nonsensical way that comes off as incomprehensible.
Stage banter generally works best in small doses, in the broader context of a full live album or within a proper show. Going back to the well of comparing Elvis Presley to Barenaked Ladies as if that comparison makes any damn sense, BNL’s Rock Spectacle—definitely the Frampton Comes Alive of the ’90s—only used banter in a handful of places. (They kept it mostly to the hidden tracks.)
Elvis saying a bunch of random things in a zero-context format makes for a good piece of rock miscellany (as does the fact that the album actually charted), but it makes for a horrible listen. There’s a reason why Having Fun with Elvis on Stage is considered his worst album by far.
(And it didn’t even fulfill Parker’s original goal for the record, by the way! Despite the intention of releasing an album that RCA didn’t own the rights to, RCA ended up taking ownership of the album anyway.)
Five examples of musicians who are really freaking good at stage banter—intentionally or not
- “Have we got some beer drinkers out there tonight?” More than a decade after Elvis’ crazed ranting was released as a full-fledged album, Cronos, the lead vocalist of the iconic black metal band Venom, found his unintentionally hilarious stage banter put to tape. It was later released as a single on a label owned by Sonic Youth member Thurston Moore. Per a WFMU blog post, the prevailing rumor is that a roadie for Black Flag, the band playing with Venom at the New Jersey show, decided to tape Venom’s performance—and trim out the actual songs. One portion of his banter appeared on a Beastie Boys album.
- “Is this, or is this not, the rock ‘n’ roll capital of Virginia?” Paul Stanley, the one member of Kiss who has been in the band since the beginning but is actually somewhat likable, had his stage banter turned into the excellent hour-long bootleg People Let Me Get This Off My Chest. Unlike Elvis, Stanley is an excellent improviser of all things rock.
- “We like to keep a cooler of beer on stage because we’re hopeless, pathetic alcoholics.” Robert Pollard, the mastermind of Guided by Voices, once earned a double-goose-egg on Pitchfork for his banter-driven album Relaxation of the Asshole. However, reviewer Eric Carr also noted in the same review that the album probably also deserved a perfect 10. “The rating is inconsequential,” Carr wrote. “It’s either a 10 or a zero, and considering Bob is the reigning king of intoxicated concert rambling it’s sure as hell not a zero, m’man.” To give you an idea of why the album might be worth a 10, this incredibly profane clip of Pollard dropping a broadside at Adam Duritz of Counting Crows is worth the price of admission.
- “It takes a lot of money to make somebody look this cheap.” Not every country superstar has their own theme park, but not every country superstar is Dolly Parton, who has been wowing crowds with her self-deprecating humor for roughly 60 years. That led Entertainment Weekly to call her between-song commentary “the best stage banter in the business.” In case you want to get an idea of the evolution of that banter, here’s an hour-long performance of Parton performing in London in 1983, at the height of her 9 to 5 success. And here’s another performance of Dolly, also in London, in 2009.
- “You don’t get these kind of homeless Chris Isaac looks without moisturizing excessively.” Services like SoundCloud represent our album-free future, which means that Father John Misty’s decision to release 16 solid minutes of stage banter into a single SoundCloud recording makes a lot of sense. It’s not only longer than Cronos’ stage banter recording, it’s more coherent.
In the 50-plus years since Having Fun with Elvis on Stage first went on sale, the sort of hot-mic, out-of-context chatter that defined that bizarre record has arguably become more common. How could it not? Everyone has a microphone in their pocket now, making it easier than ever to record every onstage performer’s random spare thought.
But unlike Presley’s incoherent ranting, which was a crass commercial play, the use of banter has increasingly become a source of artistic output.
In 2017, for example, a music collective, Object Collection, took inspiration from the widely available stage banter of Fugazi. Over the band’s 16-year history, sound engineers put the band’s banter to tape at numerous shows—and the band put it up for sale online. Object Ollection turned that banter into a starting point for a so-called opera-in-suspension. Sure, someone also made a Having Fun Onstage With Fugazi mashup, but it’s not nearly as inspiring as turning a band’s many opinions into an operatic sound collage.
Composer Travis Just, who worked through the material with writer and director Kara Feely, said there was something special about the recordings that made them worthy of such a treatment.
“There’s something sonically distinctive about them, that carries through the detritus that we’re scoring, and is reflected in the way that they played, in the stuff that they’re talking about in their songs, the way that they would organize their tours, and the way that they would interact with their audience,” Just explained to The Guardian in 2017.
And this concept is not just limited to stage banter, either. In 1992, an on-the-radio outtake by Casey Kasem that featured the top 40 icon profanely criticizing U2 surfaced on a Negativland EP—and immediately led to U2’s label, Island Records, threatening Negativland and its label, SST. The album saw re-release years later with the tenor of Kasem’s not-quite-accurate criticism intact.
It was clear that, even as far back as the early ’90s, bands were becoming aware that their bizarre or offbeat comments would live a second life long after the concert. Given the fact that so many acts allowed people to record their shows, how could it not?
Now, the artists themselves are getting in on the meta-commentary. We would not have Father John Misty if we didn’t have Having Fun with Elvis on Stage.
In a way, it almost doesn’t matter if the stage banter is good or not. Something a performer said on a stage 30 years ago objectively loses a good or bad quality about two hours after the show ends. What matters is if it’s interesting enough that it’s worth remembering.
Elvis didn’t get that, but Barenaked Ladies did.
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