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Lesser Tedium

“People started by grabbing handfuls and then just started walking away with entire boxes.”

— Garry Vander Voort, the creator of Retroist, describing his experience working at Woodstock ’99 as an employee of the web hosting firm FortuneCity—and handing out promotional fortune cookies to rowdy crowds.

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